Sanitize This! They had me boxed in in my own garage—nowhere to run. One at the door to the townhouse, two standing in the garage entrance, their silhouettes casting a menacing shadow. “Whaddaya want?” I tried for Pacino, but it came out more Pesci. One of the toughs stepped forward. “Oh, you know,” I think […]
One-sided Conversation with COVID-19 (With apologies to Dr. Seuss) I do not like you, COVID v.I do not like you, so you seeI wish that you would go away—don’t come again another day.I do not like you, this is truebecause the only thing you dois make us sick and disrupt livesof friends and families, husbands, […]
At Project Rise Fitness in Denver this week, the gym began loaning out equipment in exchange for a cash deposit to keep members exercising at home — and cash flowing for the business. Over in Carbondale, Marble Distilling Co. is making hand sanitizer with its liquor and including a bottle with booze purchases, which is […]
More cartoons from The Colorado Sun.