The right to privacy is so 1984.
First it was 111 Flock cameras tracking our every drive. After howls of protest, the City of Denver canceled that contract, and adopted 50 Axon cameras instead. Which should make you feel especially safe, because Axon already supplies tasers (zap!) and police body-cams (smile!) to the city of Denver. The photo data was made available to our benevolent federal government, as well.
Said one Columbine Valley cop: “You know we have cameras in [Denver]. You can’t get a breath of fresh air in or out of that place without us knowing,”
Where are those cameras, exactly?
Find out at deflock.org. “Automated License Plate Readers,” the Deflock website informs us, “are AI-powered cameras that capture and analyze images of all passing vehicles, storing details like your car’s location, date and time. They also capture your car’s make, model, color, and identifying features such as dents, roof racks and bumper stickers, often turning these into searchable data points.”
I’ve always dreamed of being a searchable data point! It makes me feel so connected — to local police departments, the FBI, Homeland Security, ICE, and who knows, maybe the Fort Collins Library. I’ll return that overdue book soon, RoboLibrarian!
You may wonder what they’re capturing. Through the Freedom of Information for Cartoonists Act, I uncovered images of…
…that guy commuting back to Evergreen, on I-70. You never know if that drive will interfere with dinnertime, after all.

…the new elk migration up Trail Ridge Road.

…the early morning gathering of our law enforcement officials, before they chase down photo-felons.

…our elected state officials reporting for duty via Waymo. Hey, it looked like a passable route on Google Maps.

…Wyoming drivers, for whom the “winds of change” extend beyond surveillance. I wonder if they have Flock cams in Kansas, where they’ll land.

…new, high-tech training practices at Coors Field. The Rockies need that.

The next improvement: the “singularity”—when AI achieves consciousness. Once that happens, can android love be far behind? The cams tell us: It already has.

