The general election ballot is coming soon to a mailbox near you and between now and Nov. 5 you’ve got time to think about state ballot measures presenting lots of choices: Shoot cougars, lynx and bobcats, or let them eat our pets? Redefine marriage, or let it remain the usual mess? And, most importantly, what credentials do veterinary assistants need, aside from a willingness to shovel endless piles of dog poop?
With all that – and more – on the ballot, The Colorado Sun is here to help.
I’m on the case, too. If we’re going to vote on 14 ballot initiatives — plus local, state and, oh yeah, national candidates — there should be room for a few more popular initiatives (i.e. ones I care about), too.
Put mountain town mansions to use!
If a 12-bedroom ski chalet goes unused for more than two weeks per year, it should be automatically registered on AirBnb for $1 a night, with no cleaning fees.
Guaranteed reservations at Casa Bonita
It’ll just require a new venue, and there are large, underused buildings downtown.
Eating fried bull testicles has to stop.
There are so many other foods to fry! Including grasshoppers (see next item)!
Enough with the reintroduced species!
Let’s un-introduce a few. Note: We’ll repatriate Californians and Texans next election.
Solve overlong lift lines once and for all
Every fourth skier in front of me at Winter Park should be forcibly Snowstanged to Utah.
And finally, one vote to rule them all
